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bunnyhoodlum:

*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*

"no christmas is coming"

(Source: molgera, via fake-mermaid)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

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nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

(Source: zipitupandzipitout, via cumfort)

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

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thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

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hellabloggin:

american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with

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how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via hotboyproblems)